Jokes

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi…!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Student: dulha…!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan…
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga…
Teacher: stupid, tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota…
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho……!!!!!!

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Hi hi hi

yah kya ho raha hai

Are bap re bap

🙂🙂

 

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Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.

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Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..

 

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beata mat ro allah hai tuhare sath

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band karo warna

main chor kar chali jaoN gi

chali ja

yahan to hazar hai

meri  jan

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A Kuch bolne ka nahi burhape ki jawani hai

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